The hapless Republican Party has a new flavor of the week, and it appears to be pepperoni with extra cheese.
That's right, folks: Pizza man Herman Cain won the GOP's Florida straw poll this weekend. Herman Cain!
Yep, Florida Republican stampeded to the guy who never met a Muslim he liked, all (we suspect) to express their extreme disapproval and disappointment with Rick Perry's rocky rollout — not to mention with the rest of their laughable candidates.
In fact, OMG — they're even swinging back to the fat man from New Jersey. (Or at least, the media are, because after all, all these trial balloons are usually floated by them first.) Regarding Christie, we cats have to admit we're tempted. Look at this photo from President Obama's recent visit to the flood-ravaged Garden State. Wouldn't it be hilarious to see these two standing side-by-side at their debates?
It's all too pathetic, because we know from our forays into Freeper World that the nutty Republican base is just Waiting for Sarah.
We cats don't know why we're paying any attention to a bunch of losers who refuse to reprimand an audience that boos a gay soldier. But it's been long apparent that the 2012 Republican clown college has morphed into the Island of Misfit Toys.
We cats PURR.
1 comment:
Were you deliberately referring to Christie as a trial
balloon?
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