Friday, September 30, 2011

Tidbits and Cat Treats — Anwar Al-Awlaki Edition

By Zamboni

So another terrorist bites the dust. The ACLU is mad, but so is Ron Paul, which we cats found very amusing because none of the other Republican candidates appear to have rushed to his side. Here are some other aspects of the Al-Awlaki story that have our lips quietly curling tonight like Cheshire cats'.

Wow, that Barack Obama guy is one fierce and ruthless mother, isn't he? He's even got us cats a little scared, now. But we remember with laughter and derision how the famous quitter from Alaska once questioned the President's manliness. Well, Sarah Palin, we think Obama has plenty of cojones, and you, madam, are full of mierda.

Given the Obama Administration's impressive record on fighting terrorism, and the Republicans' smoke and mirrors, we should remind ourselves that Ron Paul belongs to the political party that A) cheers when the subject of Texas executions comes up, and B) won a Georgia Senate seat by claiming that a decorated, combat-wounded Vietnam vet aided and abetted guys like Osama bin Laden and Al-Awlaki.

Now that Obama has nailed so many major al Qaeda figures, we're waiting for the fat man from New Jersey to apologize for calling him a "bystander" President.

Killing all these al Qaeda guys also makes it hard to take seriously Republican charges that Obama has been running around the world begging other countries to forgive America's sins.

Ron Paul says it's okay to let a U.S. citizen die if he doesn't have health insurance. But it's not okay to kill a U.S. citizen who living abroad and actively working with the organization that brought down the World Trade Center. Ron Paul is a nut.

And finally, yes — in case you ever doubted it, Glenn Greenwald is still a liberal loser pain in the ass.

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