Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Woe Is Willard: Going Slumming Edition

By Miss Kubelik

Because of their disastrously inaccurate polls and a general feeling of entitlement, Willard and Ann Romney had hoped to be shopping for furniture for the White House by now. Instead, in the wake of their decisive loss, they just indulged in a spree at.... Costco.

"Besides the paper plates, Dixie cups, wrapping paper, V8 juice drinks, pretzel snacks, Bisquick and bottled water....Mitt and his wife Ann also purchased a model car made by the Maisto company (probably a gift for one of his 18 grandkids....sorry for spoiling Xmas)."

We cats have questions for Willard. Does he know that Costco is a Democratic company? Does he know that the Costco CEO spoke at the Democratic National Convention? That he pays his staff at above-market rates and provides generous health insurance benefits? Does he know that the CEO of Costco also supports Obamacare? And that Joe Biden just visited a Costco in D.C.? Does Willard know that Costco is headquartered in deep-blue Washington State?

Why, or why not, did Willard not pay back his friends in Benton, Arkansas, and go to Sam's Club?

We cats can hear the Freepers screaming now. Which makes us PURR.

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