Friday, May 31, 2013

"Stop The Week, We Want To Get Off"

By Sniffles

You'd never know it from reading the pundits, but the Republicans had another one of their famous Very Bad Weeks. Yes, Michele Bachmann is bowing out. But the crazy lady from Minnesota is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Get a load of the other bad news that's landed on Rancid Pieface's doorstep these days:

Medicare's solvency has been extended, thanks in part to lower costs ushered in by Obamacare. (But never mind, Bachmann will spend the rest of her term in Congress trying to repeal it.)

The RNC picked an Anglo woman with an "Mc" in her name to direct their official outreach to Hispanic voters. Hm, that'll work.

They lost their hoped-for top recruit to run against Senator Mark Udall in Colorado.

Chris Christie toddled around with President Obama again.

They got bitch-slapped by Bob Dole and Olympia Snowe and by an Oklahoma state legislator who bemoaned the GOP's war on women and asked, "What happened to the Republican Party that I joined?"

Their plan for catching up with the Democrats' digital dominance got a big thumbs' down from Silicon Valley.

They've nominated a wonderful pair for Governor and Lieutenant Governor in Virginia — two totally off-the-radar, right-wing, inseparable Bobbsey Twins (as the Lieutenant Governor candidate has made very, very clear). And oh, yes, their candidate for attorney general says that Virginia women who miscarry should report their miscarriages to authorities — just, you know, in case.

Ann Romney is publishing a cookbook, and Willard said he'd campaign for GOP candidates next year Those Romneys just won't go away, will they?

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