So Ken "I Never Met a Fetus I Didn't Think Had More Rights Than The Woman Carrying It" Cuccinelli thinks he can get away with donating $18,000 to charity.
This, he believes, will get him out from under the Jonnie Williams scandal that may or may not indict his boss, Transvaginal Bob McDonnell, and Transvaginal Bob's greedy and grasping cheerleader wife. However, we cats have bad news for the Cootch: Fail. Epic fail.
The right thing to do is not to give the money to charity. The right thing to do is to give the $18,000 back to the crook Williams. And then make a donation of an equal or greater sum to a charity.
Of course, since Jonnie the Crook makes fake health products, the least Cuccinelli could have done was give to a group that provides some public health benefit to the underprivileged. We have checked the website of the alleged recipient, and it appears that it does. However, we have this nagging feeling that they're not really big on reproductive rights. You be the judge.
But Cootchy's most egregious transgression is in the field of grammar. "This isn't money I had laying around," he whined. "Like most people, I can't just cut an $18,000 check."
No, Cootch, it wasn't money that you had "laying," but LYING, around. Funny how you got that word wrong. You know, "lying."
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