Friday, November 7, 2014

Virginia Keeps Its Senator With A Chin

By Baxter

Although we cats fear that we haven't seen the last of Chinless Ed Gillespie, we were happy to hear that he called Mark Warner today to concede the 2014 Virginia Senate race. Hooray!

For us, Warner's 17,000-vote lead was never in doubt — especially after Virginia's 2013 attorney general's race, which Mark Herring won by only 165. (Now, that was a close one.) Nevertheless, this is welcome news after a particularly brutal week.

We cats can rest happily now, knowing that GOTV efforts are never a waste of time. Oh, and one more thing: You're probably aware that we're not big fans of Chinless. But at least he had the grace to place today's phone call. Unlike some people we know... named "Cuccinelli."

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