Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Dog-Tired Of Donald

By Sniffles

Well, we guess we have to say something about this whole "Donald Trump calling somebody a dog" thing.

We normally don't opine on canines, but now that the media are finally (maybe) drawing a line on Trump's behavior (what the heck took them so long?), we should offer a few observations:

First, that even we have to declare that "dog" shouldn't be an insult. Canines can be loyal, devoted, helpful, lifesaving, comforting and fun, even if they have to be walked when it rains.

Second, Trump's habit of calling black people "dogs" is so revolting, he should be impeached just for that.

Third, everyone knows what it means to call a woman a "dog." If it doesn't mean ugly, it means bitch (or both). What were we just saying about impeachment?

We are disgusted that America ended up with this Trump cretin in the first place. It's not like he hid the fact that he's a terrible, awful person — it was on full display throughout the 2016 campaign. So how did it happen? There are many reasons, but one of them really burns us, and it's the false equivalency that the media pushed day after day. We could have had the smart woman who knew her stuff and behaved like a grownup, but the press couldn't stop yammering about emails and how she was "overprepared." Well, we'll take overprepared over loutishness, any day. We cats HISS.

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