The UK's Liz-less Christmas

Something happened in Britain today that hasn't happened in 70 years: Queen Elizabeth did not give her annual Christmas address. Instead, Britons heard from Charles, the new Queen. (Whoops, we mean King.) He did a good job — but is it possible that after all these years, his eyes are getting even closer together? Well, his message is still important. We cats wish everyone a merry happy, and we PURR.