Yes, America should be shocked that these and dozens of other unsecured boxes held some of our nation's most classified secrets in places where anybody — drunk wedding guests, slackjawed tourists, or Saudi golf enthusiasts, just to name a few — could get at them.
But we can't stop looking at this bathroom.
God, Mar-a-Lago is a dump. The icky-brown marble sinktop and floor, the rococo fixtures, complemented by a $3.89 Walmart shower curtain and an unadorned Kleenex box, all scream "trailer-park-people-who-think-this-is-how-rich-people-live." It's simply outrageous — and we haven't even gotten to the box part yet.
You just know the whole place smells like mildew, right? Who in the world pays top dollar to stay here? (In case you're wondering, the ballroom shots included with today's indictment are not much better.)
Yes, we're all appalled at the breaches of national security. But when something is that scary, it's an amusing defense mechanism to focus on Benedict Donald's extremely bad taste instead. We cats HISS.
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