By Zamboni
Busy day for Benedict Donald today. He started it by learning that yes, he will have to pay E. Jean Carroll $83 million and change for defaming her post-rape*. He ended it by declaring that he never signed a letter to Jeffrey Epstein that he previously said absolutely didn't exist.
Whoops! Looks like it does exist after all, doesn't it?
So now that the Trumpsters are stuck having to acknowledge the letter, they're frantically trying to claim that, well, okay — but the inimitable "Donald" signature at the um, bottom, isn't actually his. Karo-LYIN' Leavitt (thank you, Gavin) helped lead the charge on this preposterous allegation. Good luck with that, guys.
Two suggestions on what can be done with this infamous document: 1) Laminate it and wave it in Elise Stefanik's face everywhere she goes. 2) Frame it and hang it in every red-state school — right next to those Ten Commandments that Republicans are so fond of. We cats PURR.
*Sorry — in our book, it was rape.


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