By Baxter
Rumor has it that Benedict Donald's "speech" today at the UN was Springtime-for-Hitler awful. Maybe he was miffed that the escalator that he and Moose & Squirrel stepped on suddenly stopped. Or rattled by his broken teleprompter. (If any UN staffers are responsible, we need the phone number for the Nobel Committee.) But whatever happened in New York, this is what he's coming home to in Washington.
A statue of Trump and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein popped up near the US Capitol this morning in honor of Friendship Month. And what could be a cozier sight than Donny and Jeffy holding hands and prancing down the National Mall? An anonymous group called The Secret Handshake Project claimed credit and said that with the permission of the National Park Service, the statue will stay up until Saturday.
This is why Donald and his minions hate artists and try to squash them (or, in the case of The Kennedy Center, take them over). A real man would just laugh it all off. But then, a real man would release The Epstein Files, wouldn't he? After all, last year, Trump said he would. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.
(UPDATE: Looks like the Park Police have removed the statue early. This is confusing — we thought the Trumpsters, racists, and Nazis believed that statues honored our nation's history and heritage! Guess that's only true when they're Confederate generals and enslavers. We cats HISS.)
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