Is It 2001?

By Zamboni

The Feds are racing to save Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, nine U.S. soldiers have died in Afghanistan in the deadliest attack in years, Cheney and Bush are pressuring the embattled Israeli prime minister to attack Iran, and IndyMac's customers don't know what to expect when they wake up tomorrow morning.

And — drum roll — what story is front and center on the website of The Washington Post?

Chandra Levy.

HISS!