Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Cat Fight! Palins vs. Johnstons

By Baxter

Yippee! We cats just love it when Republicans keep their circular firing squads going. This time, it's not about policy, but rather about pregnancies. And family values. And alleged money grubbing.

Levi Johnston has finally figured out that he was being used by the Palin family and has come out swinging, first on Tyra Banks and now on CBS.

After claiming (incredibly, to us) that he and his family aren't white trash, Mr. Johnston said things really went south when the Palins returned to Alaska after their 2008 election defeat. "I think when [Governor Palin] got back is when it went downhill. They don't think of me the same way anymore," he said.

Well, okay. We're not sure how a V.P. candidate or Presidential campaign could ever see Mr. Johnston as a political asset, but we'll let that pass for now. We're just so tickled that Mr. Johnston's sister also chimed in and said the Palins were "lying trying to save themselves."

We can only hope that this whole kerfuffle will help save us — from Sarah Palin ever being a national candidate again.

UPDATE: We've added "Grammar" to the label list for this post. Apparently there's some evidence that Sis said the Palins were trying to save "theirselves." What were we just saying about white trash?

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