Sunday, April 12, 2009

Right Wingers Mourn Daring Rescue at Sea (Makes Obama Look Good)


By Sniffles

We cats normally aren't big fans of Easter. We're still waiting for a holiday that honors felines, not bunny rabbits. But today, we join the rest of America in celebrating the rescue of Captain Richard Phillips from his Somali pirate captors.

We also think it's highly amusing that the right-wing crazies who spend their days consumed with hate for President Obama now find themselves with Easter egg all over their faces. Why, just the other day, some moron who calls himself "The Daily Pundit" wrote about the pirate hostage crisis and opined that "our Transnazi [sic] President... is determined not to wield violence on behalf of America or her citizens under any circumstances, ever."

Well, Mr. "Daily Pundit," now that President Obama has personally directed our military to free Captain Phillips and kill the pirates, how do you like your crow? Baked, broiled, blackened?

Excuse us cats, we're mixing our metaphors. But we'd like to tell the right-wing nutbags something really, really important: When you say you want Obama to fail, you're rooting for people like the man pictured here to die. So, cut it out.

Great job, Mr. President. Happy Bunny Day, Captain Phillips!

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