Friday, May 1, 2009

Cat Fight! Pinhead vs. Pullen


By Sniffles

Look at this picture of Michael Steele. Is his head not too small for his gigantic shoulders?

No matter. Whether you find the RNC chairman a pinhead or not, we cats are savoring the latest Republican circular firing squad. In the wake of the NY-20 loss and Arlen Specter's desertion, the party faithful are turning on one another faster than a bunch of kittens in a too-small litter box. Treasurer Randy Pullen has proposed a new rule that would severely constrict Steele's control over party finances.

We can't decide if this move is about A). Steele's embarrassing PR gaffes, the latest being that weird hat remark; B). Losing NY-20 and Specter and, most likely, the Minnesota Senate recount; C). The $20,000 Steele has spent redecorating his "way too male" RNC office; or D). The GOP regretting electing Steele in the first place and doing everything it can to make him go away.

Whatever. It's just delicious that on top of this controversy — and the dueling e-mails between Pullen and Pinhead ally Reince Priebus — former House speaker Newt Gingrich has chimed in, calling the RNC establishment "precious."

Have at it, guys! Go ahead and mark your territory. Meanwhile, we'll pick the next Supreme Court justice.

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