Question Time

By Zamboni

It's hump day, and there's a lot going on. As we've noted before, sometimes the best way to get your paws around the day's news is just to throw out a few questions. Here goes.

Will the Cheney family never go away? First "Dick," now the daughters, defending torture in the name of democracy and freedom. We cats fully expect to see Lynne on the talk shows soon. Maybe she gets off on the idea of waterboarding and walling. She's always seemed a little kinky to us!

When Republicans claim that the Bush Administration "kept us safe," why do they always forget about those 3,000 people who were killed on September 11, 2001?

Why doesn't the Republican National Committee understand that the word "Democrat" is a noun, not an adjective?

When will former Republican Congresswoman Marilyn Musgrave get some therapy?

And finally — Mr. President, if the photos you've decided against releasing are "not particularly sensational," why would they put American troops in danger?

(PHOTO: Eeek!)