Thursday, April 21, 2011

Dear Michele Bachmann, The Freepers Hate You Now

By Zamboni

We cats know. We've been pretty lazy this week, relying on the right-wing maniacs over at Free Republic to write our posts for us. But they're so entertaining — and besides, it's spring break.

Well, okay. We promise. Here's our last one for awhile. We just couldn't resist checking out the umbrage once teabagger darling Michele Bachmann told George Stephanopoulos, who presented her with a copy of the President's birth certificate, that the "birther" issue was over and done with.

Michele, as far as the Freepers are concerned, so are you. Read on.

"She officially made my ‘weasel’ list and won’t be acceptable to me as a candidate for President."

"Michele Bachmann always has struck me as a good looking lightweight. Please move on from her."

"She never was relevant. She had poll numbers in what? Single digits? Forget her."

"Can't believe she caved to that little [CENSORED]!"

"That was a quick flip-flop, wtf?"

"Sorry, Michelle [sic], you aren’t smart enough to be president."

"Her performance this morning made her look like a typical, politically correct politician, and like we both know, this isn’t the first time."

"Looks like Michele Bachmann is going after the liberal vote and the RINO vote. Good luck with that Michele, you just lost the consevative vote, later."

"Her presidential aspirations are over."

"Bachmann for pres? NO WAY!"

That's it. That's all we cats can do. The Freepers raged on for 327+ comments, eventually degenerating into attacks on one another over Obama-birth minutiae. Time for a nap.

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