Monday, February 11, 2013

Maybe Ted Will Try To Bring A Concealed Weapon Into the Capitol

By Zamboni

We cats hope we're wrong, but we have a sneaking suspicion that someone is going to try to pull a Joe Wilson at tomorrow's State of the Union address.

After all, why not? The Republicans have never sunk lower. They're absolutely crushed that Obama was re-elected, so they've been spending their days either throwing constant temper tantrums or desperately (and futilely) trying to reboot. Karl Rove has started a civil war with his new "We Hate Teabaggers" PAC, and TIME magazine has anointed a baby-faced Cuban as the GOP's "savior" in the never-ending Republican leadership vacuum. Have things ever been worse?

So.... if you're a right-wing, Obama-hating, gun-clinging, gay-despising, anti-choice teabagger Congressman who has a chair to warm in the House chamber tomorrow night — and if you need to raise a boatload of money from the Freepers and such folk (or just sell a bunch of T-shirts and bumper stickers) — wouldn't you stage a disruption?

In fact, wouldn't you invite Ted Nugent to attend?

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