Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Extrapolation

By Sniffles

Chinless Ed Gillespie's cheap little ad on "Monday Night Football" — attacking US Senator Mark Warner for not defending the repulsive name of the Washington football team — is so much more than the cute stunt that Pundit World has described.

It's proof that Chinless believes in the superiority and rights of corporations — first, last and always. Which means that:
  • When Duke Power’s negligence sends tons of toxic chemicals into the rivers and streams of North Carolina and Virginia, a newly minted Senator Chinless will be screaming to abolish the EPA.
  • When oil and railroad companies conspire to move millions of gallons of oil in shoddy, out-of-date tanker cars that were never intended to haul flammable liquids, Senator Chinless will insist on deregulating the transport of oil and gas.
  • When mounds and mounds of the toxic byproducts of burning coal sit on the edge of Detroit River, unsecured and ready to cause a huge environmental disaster, Senator Chinless will rise to the defense of the poor l'il Koch Brothers and all their ilk.
  • When coal companies in West Virginia and Utah operate shoddy, unsafe mines and catastrophe ensues, Senator Chinless will say that we need to complete the job that Dick Cheney started and dismantle the Mine Safety Administration.
  • And — speaking of native peoples who don't deserve to be insulted by big business — when the Violence Against Women Act comes up for renewal, Chinless will compound the insult by opposing it. (Can't have fine, upstanding, non-native white American boys prosecuted by tribes, don'tcha know!)
There's one sure way to prevent all this: Beat Chinless. We cats are working hard toward that goal, the thought of which makes us PURR.

(IMAGE: The former RNC chair, parachuted in by the Republican establishment to "save" the Romney 2012 campaign. Great job, Chinless!)

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