There are few things more amusing than Ken "Love Fetuses, Hate Women" Cuccinelli in Full Whiny Mode.
The Cootch is such a whinger and poor loser that Terry McAuliffe is still waiting for his congratulatory phone call. (The Virginia Governor's race was nearly a year ago.) Now, Cootchy is moaning about what the Supreme Court did — and didn't do — yesterday on marriage equality.
“Do the people and the states get to decide anything for themselves under this federal government anymore?” he bleated in an e-mail.
Actually, the answer is no — if you're talking about Bush v. Gore.
Somehow we have no memory of Cuccinelli getting all upset about votes going uncounted in Florida. Or that Al Gore won the popular vote but was denied the Presidency. We guess that, like his attitude on government interference in women's private medical decisions, the Cootch is pretty selective about his outrages.
But he's probably feeling a little touchy anyway, seeing as how his leadership of the Senate Conservatives Fund is getting such bad marks.
Poor Cootchy. We urge him to pick himself up, dust himself off, and start all over again — because we're so looking forward to what he does best: Roil the GOP and make 'em lose. We cats PURR.
(PHOTO: Sad, sad little Cootch.)
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