Friday, July 3, 2015

Bathing Beauties


By Sniffles

So Willard Mitt Romney is hosting Chris Christie at his lakeside New Hampshire home tonight. Since Christie's LAP-band surgery hasn't gone terribly well, we cats wonder whether there will be any swimming, diving, boating or inner-tubing on the schedule. What a priceless photo op! We hope the paparazzi will be out in force.

Oh, and guess what? Baby Marco Rubio will be there, too. Sounds to us cats like the slumber party from hell!

But one topic we're sure will be on the agenda this weekend in Wolfeboro: delegates to the 2016 Republican convention. As in, will Christie and Rubio be willing to throw theirs to Willard when it becomes clear they can't win? Yep, there's no doubt in our furry minds: Romney's thinking about it. And because that would make the teabag Republican base want to jump in the nearest lake, we cats PURR.

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