Wednesday, February 14, 2018

It's Valentine's Day, And We've Had A Massacre

By Baxter

Guess this is another week that the Republicans haven't been able to sell their tax cut, isn't it?

It isn't just that 17 people were mowed down by an AR-15 at a South Florida secondary school today. The bad news for the GOP started way before bullets started flying at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High:

1. Stormy Daniels said that all bets were off now that Michael Cohen has 'fessed up to personally paying her $130,000. Their deal has been broken, she says, and she's ready to talk.

2. The Trumpsters' revolting box o' bad food for SNAP families went over like a lead balloon.

3. Mike Pence at the Olympics? He went over like a lead balloon, too.

4. Scott Pruitt's travel abuses are getting almost as much scrutiny as David Shulkin's. What is it about these rich guys who think they can steal from American taxpayers? This is also an excellent opportunity to remind everybody that Janet Reno flew coach.

5. Finally, on the Rob Porter security scandal front, turns out it wasn't just 30 or 40 White House staffers who didn't have proper clearance — it was more like 100. Including Ivanka. Lock them up! We cats HISS.

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