Thursday, February 15, 2018

Two Ideas.

By Sniffles

We cats have been inspired by the fearless students of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, several of whom got on TV today and told the sociopath in the Oval Office and the Republican cowards in Congress to do something.

We sincerely hope that Douglas students will have the chance to get into Trump's face on his visit tomorrow. Knowing, though, that Trump will be loath to put himself in the kind of situation where that could happen, we would like to make the following two suggestions.

Trump will no doubt meet with first responders — that's the kind of crowd he feels safe in. When he does, one of them should ask him to recite verbatim and aloud the prayer that Trump claimed he said for them yesterday. And whoever makes the request should starting sinking to his knees when he asks it, so everyone can join in. Because of course Trump would be able to comply... right?

Some bereaved Broward parent, grandparent or just plain outraged resident should immediately declare his or her candidacy for the Senate against Baby Marco Rubio, and spend the next four years harassing his NRA-funded ass. Why wait? That would make us cats PURR.

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