Saturday, February 3, 2018

The Tweet He Can't Delete

By Baxter

Paul Ryan, whose heart is filled with unwashed socks and whose soul is filled with gunk, has yet to learn an important fact: Nothing goes away on the Internet.

So his hapless attempt to scrub this silly tweet failed. But reading it, you can see why he tried.

Not only is it utterly ridiculous to tout a $1.50 weekly raise (yeah, that'll help a lot when this woman loses her healthcare coverage), but Costco is a Democratic company headquartered in the highly Democratic state of Washington. So this tweet just served a whole bunch of missions — none of which we think are dear to the Speaker of the House's heart.

Well, never mind. Whatever 22-year-old Ryan staffer made the mistake of tweeting this "boast" from the Speaker just raised a ton of money for the Iron Stache, Randy Bryce. But surely he/she will soon land a job at the Make America Great Again Political Action Committee, yes? We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

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