Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Woman In Charge

By Miss Kubelik

Tonight is the first time in Benedict Donald's life that a woman has successfully bitch-slapped him. Doesn't it feel good?

The impeachment vote in the House wasn't close. The fact that a few Democrats peeled off on one article (and that the execrable Tulsi Gabbard voted "present" on both) is actually an argument for the strength of the charges, not their weakness.

The Speaker of the House allowed her caucus to vote their consciences — the only viable approach when it comes to preserving the Constitution — and the fact that a handful of our team felt able to do so is a great, great thing. (Tulsi, being Vladimir Putin's spoiler of choice, is exempted from this compliment.)

Meanwhile, after the votes the Republicans all left the floor and ran away. They canceled their press conference. That's what you do when you can't defend the person in question's behavior. Please, journalists, check the bars on Capitol Hill — what Republicans are there getting blasted? Must be a lot.

All we know is, the Constitution is our anchor. Those who choose to defend it are our heroes — like Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, Elijah Cummings, and, most of all, Nancy Pelosi. None of the Democrats who fussed about replacing her after the 2018 blue wave could have handled this situation as brilliantly as Pelosi has. She is truly a she-coon. She makes us cats PURR.

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