Saturday, May 22, 2021

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Victoria Day Weekend Edition

By Sniffles

It's a long weekend in Canada, the unofficial start of summer. Next weekend is the American version. We cats have hope for favorable developments in both countries. In the meantime, here are some of our thoughts tonight.

Rick Santorum is an oozing boil on the butt of the world, and we never understood why CNN gave him a moment of commentator airtime. Now, we'll never understand why it took the network nearly a month to fire him after he made racist comments about Native Americans. But at least it's done.

We want to know what GOP Congressman Lee Zeldin, who is running for Governor of New York, thinks about his colleague Marjorie Taylor Greene comparing the House mask mandate to the Holocaust. And journalists should never stop asking him about it. (PS: Not only should nothing be compared to the Holocaust, Republicans could just resolve the mask thing by getting the freaking vaccine.)

We're not going to give Ted Cruz's inane comments any more pixels, but suffice to say that a pasty dude with his fat belly hanging over his jeans belt has criticized the physical fitness of the US military.

We do not understand the appeal of Andrew Yang. And now that we know the Ultra-Orthodox Jewish community is all in for him in the New York Mayor's race, we understand it even less.

The Biden Administration has granted temporary protected status to Haitian immigrants. Cue Republican outrage in five, four, three, two... (Haitians are black, after all).

Finally, we cats are still feeling very good about our vote for state Attorney General in New York. We're confident that Letitia James can handle both the Cuomo and the Trump investigations to our satisfaction. And if you'd like a succinct recap of how she and Cy Vance could make various Trumps' lives miserable, click here. We cats PURR.

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