By Miss Kubelik
The gubernatorial recall election in California is September 14, but Republican candidate Caitlyn Jenner is in... Australia.
She's gone for weeks, filming a D-list reality TV show that our remotes would zoom past without fail, "Celebrity Big Brother." ("Brother"? We can't help asking.) Australian law also requires foreign travelers to quarantine for 14 days, so Jenner is effectively AWOL for the final, meaty stretch of the race.
Don't get us wrong: Jenner's presence or absence will have no impact on the fact that she's mired at the bottom of the polls. What we object to is her treatment of the process — a particularly Republican contempt that Benedict Donald has made exponentially worse. If Jenner can't be troubled to campaign, would she even bother to do the job if she won?
To the GOP, it's all a reality show now. They hate more than half of America, they lie constantly, and they have no interest in governing, so why are they even running? The country needs a serious, credible opposition political party, and it just doesn't exist. We cats HISS.
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