If there were a word like disarray that began with an "R" instead of a "D," we'd never hear from lazy journalists about Democrats-in-you-know-what again. We cats have looked for a word like that, but have pretty much come up empty. So let's just say that the GOP is imploding.
The hapless Kevin McCarthy and his tape travails are only part of the story. First, it seems pretty clear that the party is making a coordinated effort to pull the rug out from under Madison Cawthorn's wheelchair. Have you seen and heard the stuff that's been leaked on him lately? Insider trading, women's underwear, and now, crotch fondling? Ugh. See what happens when you out Republicans on their cocaine orgies?
There's more: Matt Gaetz and other Trumpsters are attacking McCarthy and Steve Scalise now. Our own (GACK!) Congresswoman, Elise Stefanik, is having to deny that she leaked the McCarthy tapes. And Marjorie Taylor Greene? That girl is just a wreck.
But the most delicious one is the sight of Florida Governor Ron "Don't Say Gay" DeSantis, hauling his unappealing ass out to Nevada to campaign for the brainless Adam Laxalt for Senate, only to have Benedict Donald make a surprise endorsement of a GOP candidate for Nevada governor while the DeSantis event was underway. As you can imagine, the subsequent headlines were all about Ron & Don and 2024, with Adam ending up an afterthought.
We still don't think that Trump will run for President again, but he's definitely keeping his options open — and just sent an embarrassing shot across Don't Say Gay Man's bow. We cats love it when Republicans fight, and we PURR.
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