Friday, July 15, 2022

Not So Secret Any More


By Miss Kubelik

Okay, wow. When we cats worked in the White House, one of the entities we thought would be the least vulnerable to corruption would have been the Secret Service. Were we wrong?

It appears so. The USSS has turned out to be just another agency that Benedict Donald has managed to subvert and besmirch. Who'd have thought it? (Maybe we should have.)

The Secret Service allegedly has erased text messages from January 5-6, 2021, and has been severely compromised — not only on the insurrection investigation but also on matters ranging from the investigation of Trump's Lafayette Park appearance to general, undisclosed allegations of misconduct. Knowing their track record from the Obama Administration, we cats are not optimistic.

Our only question tonight is this: Is our President, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., adequately protected? And if not, who will purge the USSS of Trumpsters to assure he is? We cats HISS.

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