Saturday, April 29, 2023

Dark Brandon's Just A Kid


By Baxter

From what we can tell, President Biden is killing it at our least-favorite event, the White House Correspondents' Dinner. That's good. Even though we hate the WHCD, we'd rather have Joe kill than be killed.

On that note, since he was obviously lit tonight, let's forever put to bed the media "chatter" about Biden's age. Here are a bunch of people who are older than Joe Biden and still getting major stuff done:

  • Patrick Stewart
  • Harrison Ford
  • Paul McCartney
  • Mel Brooks
  • Jane Fonda
  • Willie Nelson
  • Rita Moreno
  • Dolores Huerta

We cats salute them, and we PURR.

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