Sunday, August 20, 2023

Storm Warnings

By Hubie and Bertie

We cats have never been to Palm Springs, California, but is this sky bad? It looks bad.

Right now, as our paws type this, Tropical Storm Hilary is pounding Southern California, which has also just had an earthquake. Plus tornadoes. So, yeah, it's pretty bad.

Still, Californians might not have as nasty a week as the 19 co-defendants in Fulton County, Georgia. They must surrender as of this Friday — so everyone has to figure out on which day and at what time they will present themselves at the Fulton County Jail. Doubtless many of them will show up in the dead of night to avoid the press (the jail is open 24/7). But what will Benedict Donald do?

He's already agreed to an online interview with Tucker Carlson to compete with the silly GOP debate on Wednesday. But it's tempting to guess that he'll either turn himself in just as the debate gets underway, or leave everyone guessing until the last minute (to drive up ratings). As the world knows, he has no shame. But this Georgia thing isn't a game — it's got folks thinking that at some point, he could actually be a flight risk. Should be fun to watch. We cats PURR.

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