Friday, November 3, 2023

No Mom Privileges

 

By Baxter

Ivanka Trump wanted to "pause" her testimony in the New York civil fraud case next week – because the trial is taking place "in the middle of a school week," and that presumably would be a hardship for her.

Ivanka was told to take a hike.

There is nothing more satisfying to us cats than seeing Trumpsters either called to testify for Trump's crimes or given sentences that they deserve for following Trump's orders. In Ivanka's case, her appeal was rejected, and she was ordered to appear next week. In the other cases, well, consider today's sentencing of Federico Klein, a former Trumpy State Department official who has been hauled off to the hoosegow for 70 months for his participation in the January 6 insurrection. That's almost six years, kids. Let the sentences commence.

Ivanka's pleas — that she was a mom who had "school week" responsibilities — didn't fly. What, she doesn't have nannies, and sitters, and multiple staff? Surely she's not tethered to her kittens the way a Momma cat is. (Besides, she just attended a Kardashian event without such domestic encumbrances.)

Ivanka is an entitled piece of offal. We look forward to her testimony next week, because — as we all know — the Trumps have already lost. The question is by how much. We cats PURR.

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