Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cat Fight! Bunning Goes After McConnell

By Baxter

Oooh! If you live in Kentucky, make sure you don't invite both of your Senators to the same party. They'd scratch each other's eyes out.

Cranky old nutcase Jim Bunning is blaming his lackluster fundraising on fellow Kentuckian Mitch McConnell. (Oh, and also on John Cornyn from Texas.) "When they recruit someone to run against you in a primary, it puts doubt in people's minds that you are going to finish the race," the highly endangered Senator Bunning groused.

McConnell and Cornyn have denied recruiting candidates, despite the fact that Kentucky's Senate president has met with the National Republican Senatorial Committee, which Cornyn chairs. Rowr! Those boys play dirty, don't they?

Goodness gracious. With "friends" like this, Jim Bunning might want to start saying a few prayers. Maybe Sarah Palin is available to join him. (Just make sure there aren't any McCain campaign staffers in the room.)

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