By SnifflesSome random thoughts as we prepare to ignore that big game that's being played a few miles north of us later today.
John McCain has truly embarrassed himself over several issues of late, like campaign finance reform and, especially, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." We cats understand why. He has some fierce right-wing primary opposition back in Arizona — so fierce that he has to bring in that moronic former running mate of his to campaign for him. We of course do not feel sorry for him. Even all of Cindy's beer money can't compensate us for the damage he's done to the country.
Speaking of the famous quitter from Alaska, she apparently gave some sort of speech to the racist teabaggers in Nashville last night. Let's hope she did — since they paid her a cool $100,000 to do it. We wonder why all the teabaggers who couldn't afford the $558.95 convention ticket don't resent her for that.
We cats don't understand why anyone would want to get married in the "Jenny Sanford Wedding Garden." Oops.
Note to Washington, D.C.: Dig out, folks. We're supposed to fly in there on Friday night. No lollygagging allowed!
Finally, as you probably know, we cats don't care about football. But if we did, we'd root for the New Orleans Saints today — just to stick a paw in George W. Bush's eye.
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