Dunces, Dunces, Everywhere

By Baxter

Oh, great.

We cats were all enthusiastic about the idea of moving to the Virginia side of suburban Washington, D.C. — and then, we realized that someone named "Ken Cuccinelli" existed up there.

This "Ken Cuccinelli" person is apparently the attorney general of the Commonwealth of Virginia. Now, we cats have suffered through some pretty bad attorneys general — both federally and on the state level. We're thinking John Mitchell, Ed Meese, John Ashcroft, Michael Mukasey, Charlie Crist, Bill McCollum... But oh, this "Cuccinelli." He takes the cake.

First, "Ken Cuccinelli" tried to tell Virginia's universities that they had to end their bans on discrimination against gays. Now, he's been caught questioning President Obama's citizenship.

"Ken Cuccinelli" has tried to say that it's all a big misunderstanding, but we know how these right-wing maniacs work — they go all frenzied and extreme-y on us, and then try to walk it back by saying they were just speculating on hypotheticals, or some such nonsense. When really, they've just been caught wearing their little wingnut hearts on their sleeves.

We cats SNARL at "Ken Cuccinelli," and have this message for him. Sir, as soon-to-be new Virginia residents, we are looking forward to enthusiastically voting against you — as soon as we possibly can.