Teabaggers = Crazy Racist Mob

By Zamboni

Veterans of the civil rights movement, now members of Congress, today were subjected to abuse that they haven't experienced in 50 years.

A crowd of teabaggers, demonstrating at the Capitol, shouted racial and homophobic epithets and spat upon Congressmen John Lewis, Barney Frank and Emanuel Cleaver.

Ha. We cats always knew that the tea partyers were a bunch of unhinged, dangerous, racist pigs. Now they've proved it (as if they hadn't done so before). Just when we think the right's behavior couldn't get any worse, it does.

We cats would HISS and SNARL in response, but instead we'll just take a page from John Cleese's wackily insulting French knight in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Teabaggers, we blow our nose at you, and fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!