Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Eric Massa: Right-Wing Hero

By Baxter

Oh, yeah, here's a guy you want your kids to grow up being like: Eric Massa.

The former Democratic Congressman — who resigned amid allegations of sexual misconduct and who belatedly tried to say that Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic leadership railroaded him out of Congress in order to pass healthcare reform — isn't exactly a knight in shining armor. No matter how hard the right wing tries to make him so.

In an interview with FOX's resident mental case, Glenn Beck, Massa said, “Now they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was ‘kill the old guy.’”

Tickle games? We don't want to know. Seems like something that would fall in the same category as toga parties. Mr. Massa, you go ahead and compete for the Mark Foley Maturity Award. Meanwhile, we Democrats are busy trying to pass legislation that will help Americans.

And the fact that you made a point of talking about Rahm Emanuel being naked in the House gym locker room says a lot more about you than it does about Rahm.

We cats would HISS — but we're far more interested in seeing what the Freepers think about Lindsey Graham going after Liz Cheney. More later!

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