Sunday, February 13, 2011

He Wants To Be a Pirate!

By Sniffles

Loudoun County Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio is at it again. The last time we cats posted on this guy, we speculated whether his regular, unprovoked attacks on homosexuals had some deep-seated psychological reasons behind them. Now, we're sure of it.

Why else would an elected official in Virginia be so upset about a pirate festival in Tampa, Florida? Ooh, see, the gays are taking it over and he wishes he could be there!

"When...young men [at the festival] are sufficiently intoxicated," Geney-Boy wrote, no doubt longingly, "homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually. There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act [sic] being performed by open homosexuals — some even in broad daylight during the event."

Sounds to us cats as if Delgaudio has a secret desire to "whisked" himself. Meanwhile, Tampa police are denying that open sex acts take place at the annual community event.

Of course, the amusing part is that the blogosphere is lit up, making fun of this Loudoun County jackass. And it's a great excuse to post a picture of the always-fabulous Johnny Depp. So we cats PURR.

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