Thursday, February 10, 2011

Pre-Valentine's News Flash: GOP Senate Leaders Endorse Republican Adultery

By Baxter

We cats are a bit on sensory overload today, what with Hosni Mubarak speechifying in Egypt again, the House of Representatives out of control, and that clown convention underway in Washington. But we simply have to address the resignation of the GOP's own descamisado, Christopher Lee.

The shirtless Republican Congressman's swift fall from grace is being portrayed as "John Boehner's death penalty." Goodness gracious. Eyeliner Man has no mercy, has he?

Still, the term begged a question in our minds. Specifically, why are John Ensign and David Vitter still in the Senate?

We can only guess the obvious: That Mitch McConnell, Jon Kyl, Lamar Alexander and John Cornyn have no morals, and don't care about morality in public servants. At least, not in Republican public servants.

Meanwhile, here's the only guy we cats want to see topless, thank you very much.

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