By Zamboni
We cats have invented a new word for whoppers, tall tales and outright lies told by members of the GOP: "Goppers."
We've heard quite a few Goppers over the years, but here are some recent standouts.
"I've got a very effective campaign. It's doing a very good job. It doesn't need a turnaround." —Willard Mitt Romney
"[Romney] never said he didn't care about [the 47 percent], that he wasn't concerned about them." —Bay Buchanan
"That... was a political analysis at a fundraiser... not a governing philosophy." —Kelly Ayotte
"It is time for all Americans to realize... how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country." —Ann Romney
"I had a feeling there would be a mixed reaction." —Paul Ryan (after getting lustily booed by the AARP)
"I believe the state of [my] campaign is looking better and better." —Todd Akin
"I think we had a good week last week." —RNC Chair Rancid Pieface
Sunday, September 23, 2012
A Quickie: Goppers
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