Friday, November 1, 2013

Bad Timing

By Baxter

What a wonderful week for Ken "Fetuses Are More Worthy Than Women" Cuccinelli to welcome Rand Paul to Virginia. Because our bad-ass Commander in Chief, Barack Hussein Obama, has just knocked off another terrorist.

Mind you, we cats are not qualm-free about the Administration's use of drones. We just think it's hilarious how our Democratic President is still taking out the baddies left and right and putting the Bush-Cheney-slash-Republican record on same to shame.

And it's kinda unfortunate that the Kentucky teabag Senator, who never wants the United States to do anything outside its own borders, should have been stumping the Old Dominion for Cootchy around now. Anybody who has ambitions for the Oval Office should be prepared to face the kind of decisions that Obama has made about the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Frankly, we cats are sure that even without his isolationist leanings, Rand Paul is not quite up to the job.

As we've noted before, our surrogates are better than their surrogates. So while Cootchy brings in lamebrains like Paul, Marco Rubio and Scott Walker to pretend that they want him to win on Tuesday, Terry McAuliffe will campaign on Sunday with the President of the United States. Gosh, we're so glad we're Us and not Them. We cats PURR.

(IMAGE: R.P. and the Cootch campaigning in Lynchburg. Wait — what? Lynchburg? What are they doing in Lynchburg?)

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