Monday, December 23, 2013

Buzzin' 'Bout The Beehive State

By Baxter

We cats are just having a gay old time. We're reading the outraged comments of the folks over at our favorite right-wing corner of the Internet, Free Republic, over all those same-sex couples getting married in Utah.

They just can't understand it, they bleat. Where in the US Constitution does it say that gays can get married?

We cats have decided to perform a public service, and answer their hand-wringing entreaties. Here it is, folks: Here is the basic constitutional reasoning behind marriage equality — aside from that whole question of demeaning dignity, of course. Read and enjoy!

Amendment XIV, Civil Rights, Section 1:

"No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States, nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

(IMAGE: Hooray for Utah! And we're all getting our hair done to celebrate, right?)

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