Sunday, August 24, 2014

Better Than The Ice Bucket Challenge



By Sniffles

We cats love the way DREAMers are starting to go up to Republican pooh-bahs and asking why they, the Republicans, want to deport them. First it was Steve King (who, ugh, complimented an Arizona State University graduate on her English) — and now, it's Paul Ryan.

Ryan ignored the DREAMers who confronted him at his stupid book signing. But we think this is a really good gig. In fact, we have a few suggestions for how members of groups that Republicans despise could carry it forward:
  • African Americans could approach Tom Corbett or Pat McCrory (or any other Republican Governor) and ask, "Why don't you want us to vote?"
  • A gay couple could write to RNC Chair Rancid Pieface and say, "Why don't you want us to get married?"
  • Black residents of Ferguson, Missouri, could walk up to pro-Darren-Wilson demonstrators and ask, "Why don't you want us to live?"
  • And, of course, a woman would go up to Transvaginal Bob McDonnell and ask, "Why did you want to stick me with an ultrasound probe?" 
We cats PURR.

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