Friday, August 8, 2014

Train Wrecks (Or, "What About Bob?")

By Miss Kubelik

We cats get very impatient with the young Cillizza lad over at The Washington Post. When he's not transcribing what his Republican sources tell him word-for-word — without any insight or analysis — he appears to dash off careless columns in five minutes or less, because he has to.

A perfect example is tonight's "Worst Week in Washington," which he awards to Maureen McDonnell.

Not to "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell. Not to Bob and Maureen together. But to Maureen McDonnell alone. We cats call know-you-what on that.

Chris Cillizza, for buying the silly McDonnell defense lock, stock and barrel — and for adding nothing new or thoughtful to the story — you get the Worst Journalist in Washington Award. "Congrats, or something." We cats HISS.

(PHOTO: Mark Wilson/Getty Images. This ran with tonight's Cillizza post. Note how awful Maureen looks. Note that Transvaginal Bob is smiling. We cats think this says it all.)

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