Friday, September 5, 2014

Tidbits And Cat Treats: Bob's For Sobs Edition

By Sniffles

We cats are happily wallowing in all the post-conviction reportage of "Transvaginal Bob" McDonnell and his greedy, grasping cheerleader wife. As we continue to wade through the coverage and the commentary, many thoughts have come to mind. Here are a few.

Why are we supposed to be surprised that Transvaginal Bob hung his wife out to dry? That's what all right-wing, so-called Christian men do. They hate women. Bob is not only not an exception — as some pundits thankfully choose to remind us, he's the poster boy.

Many in Pundit World are also expressing amazement that Bob could be so stupid. We cats agree. So, why did Willard Mitt Romney ever think this fool was eligible to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency?

Speaking of Willard, can he ask for his money back?

While we cats will miss the news from this highly entertaining trial, we have one consolation: At least we won't have to look at Bobby McDonnell any more. Who knew he had such a bratty face?

Remember how the only ammunition the Republicans could marshal against Terry McAuliffe last year was that he was supposed to be a "hustler" and a "sleaze"? Well, who's the hustler and the sleaze now?

Interestingly, we're not seeing a lot of sympathy for the McDonnells in our favorite Internet corner of right-wing paranoia, Free Republic. See, in their eyes, Bob's just not a conservative. He raised that transportation tax, don'tcha know.

Chris Christie, Rick Perry and Scott Walker? Look out. You're next.

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