Baby, It's You-Know-What Outside

By Sniffles

Sigh. Yes, it's cold. It's winter! And it's February! But since people are silly, we cats feel the need to say three things about the weather.

First, stop complaining and just dress properly already. Layers are good. If you wear the right clothes, coats, hats, gloves, and good socks and shoes, you'll be fine, for heaven's sake.

Second, this winter blast does not mean that global warming is a hoax. We cats hate to refer to anything canine — but we'll make an exception for Neil DeGrasse Tyson, whom we love and who said, "Keep your eye on the man, not the dog."

Finally, if you're really cold tonight, just throw another cat on the bed. And listen to it PURR.