Saturday, February 21, 2015

Note To Terri Schiavo: You Won't Bump Into This Guy In Heaven

By Baxter

So the tight-assed Jesuit bastard who "advised" the Schindler family in its never-ending torture of their daughter Terri and son-in-law Michael Schiavo has checked out at the young age of 55. Aww, gee. Not.

As you can imagine, the right-wing anti-choicers who despise government interference except when it suits their own interests are prostrate with grief. But we cats wondered how all those self-righteous "pro-life" busybodies are able to reconcile the apparent will of God with their intolerant beliefs. Terri and Brother Paul are both dead, and their hated Jeb Bush is raking in zillions of campaign dollars for 2016. How can that possibly be?

Seems to us that they've got some soul-searching to do. In the meantime, we cats refuse to be sorry that the Schindler family's pugnacious, judgmental "spiritual adviser" has died and gone to hell. In fact, it kinda makes us PURR.

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