Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Flag Wavers, Unmasked

By Miss Kubelik

Now we know what despicable faux patriots the Republicans truly are. In just 14 years, we've gone from "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists" to "Defund the Department of Homeland Security!" Incredible.

The difference? There's a Democrat in the White House. Oh, and did we mention he's black?

As Washington watchers have pointed out, this is not exactly a good time for the United States to let down its guard. Journalists, aid workers and Egyptian Christians are getting beheaded, satirical magazine offices and kosher food markets are getting shot up, and everybody's worried about radicalized guys with Western passports returning home to wreak havoc. If John Boehner and the GOP allow DHS's funding to lapse, and something terrible happens, Americans will know exactly whom to blame.

Just like they should have blamed the Worst Person Who's Ever Lived for 9/11. Well, the nation was a lot more innocent then. We think that this time will be different. But we cats still HISS.

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