Monday, March 28, 2016

Lest We Furr-get: These Silly Cat Fights Aren't New

By Zamboni

We cats are thrilled that Donald Trump and Rafael Cruz, Jr. are still deep into their dust-up over who has the prettier wife. Not only does it make Republicans despair, but it's one more wasted week for them (with only 32 weeks to go!).

But it's hilarious that both Trump and Cruz are so upset about these attacks. Cruz even said, "It is inappropriate, it is wrong, it is frankly disgusting to see a candidate attacking the spouse of another."

We guess Rafael wasn't paying attention back in 1992, when the GOP went after Hillary Clinton with abandon. Speaker after speaker at their Houston convention slammed her as a radical feminist who would "liken marriage and the family to slavery." And we guess Rafael was focused elsewhere when, after the Clintons moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the right wingers accused the First Lady of everything from murdering Vince Foster to hanging sex-toy ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.

We hope that Secretary Clinton hears these current Republican squabbles and laughs — not just because they are pathetic and lame, but because she knows first-hand that everything old is new again. We cats HISS and PURR at the same time.

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