Saturday, November 25, 2017

Another Important Announcement

By Sniffles

We cats just want to get it on the record that we're honored to have played a part in the nabbing of a potential Obama assassin.

"The person behind a plot to harm and possibly kill Barack Obama was identified, authorities said, when tiny cat hairs found on an explosive package were matched to cats owned by a 46-year-old Texas woman," The Guardian has reported.

On the other hand, now we're worried about that woman's cats. If she's going to jail, will someone adopt them? They're innocent by-sitters, after all. We cats PURR.

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